• Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
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  • Me: You know, Harry Styles with the hair?
  • Friend: ....
  • Me: And Louis Tomlinson with the red pants?
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: One Direction?
  • Friend: ....
  • Me: What Makes You Beautiful?
  • Friend: ...
  • Me: Baby you light up my world like nobody else???
  • Friend: What
  • Me: I hope you get run over by a truck.
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